ENGLISH as Speaken by Others

Credits to www.engrish.com

Yes, and please appreciate the funny of this entry.

How dirty are the toilets anyway?
The Wonderful Adventures of the Toilet.
"Entering of the person whom the nasty smell does is refused."

Good rule, Bad English.

"Oops, I drowned my son again"

I know!
Okay, what?

Herpes, anyone? They're the cheapest!

I'm sure the flies in France are classier than the ones we have here. At least, ours are free.

"Always try to big"