Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Overdue pictures of my classmates and I from when we had lunch at Hei Sushi.

Gosh, I miss them all terribly. :(

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Orbs. Look at Zakiah's cacat fingers!

We do, in fact, come in peace.

Me and that hooded creature from South Park.

WEDNESDAY, 11th June 2008

Went bowling with.....


And my brother. Who couldn't have looked more bored. But trust me, he had lots of fun that day.
I can't decide who looked more bored. My brother or Saba.

But I know who wasn't!

Only Natasha understood the meaning of, "Hey, look here! I'm taking photo!".

When the girls were tired of bowling, we took a break. Only then did the fun start for these guys. :)

Monday, June 9, 2008

MONDAY, 9th June 2008

I declare today the Halal Trinity Pig-out and Lepak Session!


The guilty but incredibly happy parties.


Azy's baked fish!


Azy's spaghetti. Only, we called it 'Pasghetti'!

Shepherd's Pie.
An extremely satisfied Azy.

Wouldn't be complete without dessert.

Nad: EEEE! I have such a minah smile here.
Nas: Oh my God, yea!
Nad: Eh, you jangan banyak cakap! You also the same.
Nas: Oh my God, yea!

Don't ask. Be glad you don't have to put up with this.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

The AH PEK PARADE.


You know the feeling you get where you just wanna scream and run away but you can't? Well, you wouldn't know the feeling till you get stuck in a packed bus and you are surrounded by ah peks. You know you're sitting down at the back of the bus, minding your own business, thinking about the future as buildings pass then all of a sudden, you realised you're being surrounded by the people who think that picking noses in public is okay. That's what exactly happened to me on my way home from Funan 2 days ago.

Never mind the questionable fact that most of them boarded from the bus stop along those dodgy Geylang Lorongs. I wasn't too thrilled about the smell that they brought onboard too! The ah pek on my left was taking huge slabs of Tiger Balm and rubbing it on his neck and face. He seemed to enjoy it. So much that at the end of it, his entire face was covered with a shiny veneer. Nice.

The ah pek on my left reeked so much of faeces that I'm pretty sure either he soiled his pants or he was wearing some strong shit-smelling perfume. Either way, it was puke-inducing!

And I had the unfortunate luck of having the full view of the ah pek sitting diagonally from me. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, my ability to hold back my puke was tested once again when he started digging his nose! Happily. Vigorously. Disgustingly. He was digging and digging for so long that it makes me wonder how much dirt can a nostril store?! I mean, seriously! I thought his nose was gonna explode from all the excessive digging. I was staring at him and I didn't bother hiding my disgust. I was waiting for him to look back at me so that I could roll my eyes at him. When he finally did, I rolled as hard as I can. So hard I got a headache.
At one point, after all the digging, he rubbed his face!!! Nasty! The worst part was when he wanted to alight. THAT BOOGER-FACE FREAKING TOUCHED EVERY SINGLE POLE ON HIS WAY TO THE FRONT!!!!

For the rest of the entire journey I only had one thought on my mind: Do NOT touch those poles. Whatever I do, I MUST make sure that I would not touch or go near those poles.
I didn't care if I fell or how many heads I might scratch on the way out. Which was saying something because the bus was filled with follically-challenged ah peks.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Took this from Syaza'a blog. It looks interesting enough! But you must also know that I have nothing to do and am so bored these days, I find joy in doing surveys for my brother's project work. Yup, my life is THAT sad.

Do you hate the last guy you texted?
. NOPE! but then again, depends on what he's going to reply me...

2. When was the last time you took a nap?
. yesterday afternoon.

3. Do you drink bottled water?
. What a random question but yea.

4. What are you listening to right now?
. my mum gossipping. about everyone under the sun!

5. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
. Singtel customer service operator. (my life is SO SAD!)

6. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
. I never slept on a bed before.

7. What's on your mind most today?
. How I have a very sad life. Thanks to all your questions!

8. Something that happened today that made you angry?
. Your questions!

9.Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
. I neither talk nor hide them. I show my feelings.

10. Do you wear makeup?
. Yes. But not at home.

11. Are you missing someone?
. Yes. My late aunt.

12. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
. Depends on the gravity of the mistake.

13. What instant messaging service do you use?
. sms, msn, my brother

14. Would you date/hook up with your brothers best friend?
. NOPE with a capital N. Oh, and capital O, P and E too.

15. Have you ever had a panic attack?
. Yes. All the time. I once had heart palpitations that lasted for a day because I thot I was going to be ruuned down by a car in KL.

16. What color is your hair?
. Paprika.

17. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
. Myself. Yea, I do that alot.

18. Are you happy or sad right now?
. Sad. Just like my life.

19. Is your phone right beside you?
. No. But it's in front of me.

20. Are you cold?
. YES! It's been raining since morning.

21. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
. Holiday with my friends and believe it or not..SCHOOL!

22. First thing you did when you wake up?
. Yawn...

23. What does your best friend call you?
. Oh my...this could take a while. Nas Pants, Nassy-poko-pants, Nasi, Nana, Miss Pots, Bibik Anode, Togemon......

24. Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
. BOTH! Especially if they happen to happen at the same time.

25. Who do you call the most?
. I don't call. I have little salivary glands and slow saliva production so I would get thirsty alot.

26. What were you doing 10 hours ago?
. Sleeping...

27. Have you ever fought for the opposite sex?
. Fought for? Nope. Fought with? YES!

28. Are you that good at math?
. Define 'that'. Probably best to define 'good' too.

29. Do/did you listen to your parents?
. Yes but not ALL the time but when I do not, I do feel guilty.

30. At what age did you learn to ride a bike?
. Hopefully by 20.

31. What's your favorite holiday?
. My favourite holiday would be London. My dream holiday would be Rome.

32. Ever dyed your hair?
. 6 times.

33. Love anyone right now ?
. Yea of course! You have to no matter how sad your life is. Take it from me.

34. Do you cry a lot?
. Yes. What do you expect? I cried when Hagrid got out of Azkaban in the 3rd movie.

35. Are you good at keeping secrets?
. I would like to think so....

36. What did you do today?
. Alot.

37. Do you crack your knuckles?
. Do I crack my knuckles?

38. What kind of tattoos do you want/ have?
. Tattoos are a no-no but if I could have one, I would want a rose on my cheeks so that I'll always have rosy cheeks!

39. Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
. If they ask me for ringtones then I would give to them. But so far, nobody asked me before. Is that what the question is asking?

40. Have you talked mean about anyone today?
. Talked mean about? No. Talked mean to? Yes.

41. Can you remember your last dream?
. Yes!

42. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
. Yes! But usually it worked for the best.

46. Suppose you see your boyfriend/ girlfriend kissing another person, what would you do?
. I need to think about this....cos I'm not evil by nature and if something like this ever happens I need to do something evil.

47. What is bothering you right now?
. My mum's gossips are turing out to be quite boring. So now it's just like constant background noise...

48. Can you type over 60 words per minute?
. Only losers time themselves! But if you must know, I CAN type over 60 words per minute. Okay, so I may be a loser but at least I'm a fast-typer loser.

49. Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
. Yes. But NOT married ones!!!

50. What will you be doing 5 hours from now?
. John Little sale at EXPO.

1. What was the highlight for today?
. I found my long-lost button while sweeping the floor. So my long-not-worn jeans are finally wearable again!

52. Did you had fun today?
. Yes! Didn't you hear about my lost and found button?! Gee...

53. If you were to die in a few hours time, what would you do?
. How do I know? I haven't die before!!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

You know you have nothing better to do when Youtube suddenly becomes your reliable companion...

But if you have time to spare,
Then watch what I have to share.
These few vids,
Which will surely induce laughing fits!

(And when you start coming up with lame rhymes, you know you really, really have nothing better to do..)

Japanese Metro 'Pushers'


The train officers cum 'pushers' were the best part! I know a few people who would be so good at that...

Dramatic Prairie Dog


This one i can watch over and over again without getting tired of it! Check out 'Dramatic Lemur' too!

Waitress on CCTV


I dunno whether you have watched this but it was on Ellen some time ago...

Ok that's it!!! Now I'm off to watch Prison Break on sidereel.com. and after that I'm going to pray that life will stay like this.. But I know that will be too good to be true.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

AYAT-AYAT CINTA

desir pasir di padang tandus
segersang pemikiran hati
terkisah ku di antaracinta yang rumit
bila keyakinan ku datang
kasih bukan sekadar cinta
pengorbanan cinta yang agungku pertaruhkan
maafkan bila ku tak sempurna
cinta ini tak mungkin ku cegah
ayat-ayat cinta bercerita
cinta ku padamu
bila bahagia mulai menyentuh
seakan ku bisa hidup lebih lama
namun harus ku tinggalkan cinta
ketika ku bersujud
bila keyakinanku datang
kasih bukan sekadar cinta
pengorbanan cinta yang agungku pertaruhkan
maafkan bila ku tak sempurna
cinta ini tak mungkin ku cegah
ayat-ayat cinta bercerita
cinta ku padamu
bila bahagia mulai menyentuh
seakan ku bisa hidup lebih lama
namun harus ku tinggalkan cinta
ketika ku bersujud
ketika ku bersujud

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

A typical Zakiah-Nasirah sms conversation goes like this....

1.
Nasirah: Hey Zak, do you want to come over and watch movies at my house this Friday? My parents are away...

(4 days later....)

Zakiah: Oh, I cannot come ah... Sorry!

Nasirah: It's okay... especially since that 'Friday' was 2 days ago and my parents are back since.

2.
Nasirah: Zak, wanna meet me and Syaza at the airport on Thurs? We eating lunch then hanging out at Coffee Bean.

Zakiah: I'm having Coffee Bean breakfast now..Yum!

Nasirah: Wah! Coffee Bean kat mana? class start kol brapa? eh so Thurs how? Awak sampai around 4 after school, we go eat and then go Coffee Bean can? kol brapa awak nak balek?

Zakiah: Can you not ask so many questions in one msg!?

Nasirah: Can you please don't answer my questions with another question?!

Zakiah: Okay. Fine. Haha

(Several minues later...)

Nasirah: Can you please answer at least 2 of my questions!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

ME: I have to go for another medical check-up and I'm so scared!
Amin: Why?!
ME: Because, you know what happened the last time right? I'm just scared history will repeat itself!
Amin: Ohhh...don't worry! Just try not to be yourself and fight all your instincts. I'm sure you'll be fine.


ME: I HATE shallow guys!
Aishah: Me too!!! I prefer them tall...
ME: You know what?
Aishah: What?
ME: YOU are shallow! And stupid.


After that, I kept telling them that Maria Hertogh's parents are named Aminah and Mansor but they don't seem to care! And then I realized I forgot to tell them that my parents share the same name too and that's why I'm so excited. But when I eventually did, they didn't seem to care either!! And then I realized maybe they didn't know who Maria Hertogh is...So I told them all about Maria Hertogh and the riots but they didn't seem to care too!

Ok, I'm sorry for wasting your time. I read back what I wrote and I realised it's such a useless story. But I don't care because the point is, I have stupid friends too! See, Nad? The only thing they appreciated was when I said, "My mum is a Minah (Aminah)".